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When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the Master.


No...wait...NOW I am the master.


OK, no I've got it this time....NOW I am the... oh never mind, just come over here so I can cut your hand off.


Don't ask. We're not really sure ourselves.


Nothing funny..just pretty damned cute.


Two parts applejuice, eight parts rum, four parts hit over the head with a hammer. Hey! You have to do whatever it takes..


The Channel three news chopper reports there is a large pileup over in the toybox. You might want to stay clear until the authorities get it cleared out..


Jocelyn and Julie playing the aged old game of who's fatter. A game, I might point out should normally not be played against Julie.